Oh, Queen of the North, flower of Wasila!
Her plaintive tears make the mockingbirds cheep
Sweet tweets on how the world doesn’t getcha,
Stalked by a neighboring, muckraking creep.
Athene and Helen of the GOP,
Pit bull stylist, polymath performer,
Return us to glory! Please, make us free
From fascists, communists and conformers!
You possess the will; we have the cash.
To give to our patriot-for-a-price;
Save us from life under Obama’s lash!
Deliver us from the “learned” and “wise”!
Messiah mom, hear our supplication,
Masses, yearning for deregulation!
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