Democracy and Poo Poo

Everyone poops.

Even the majestic bald eagle.

Why? Because it's necessary to stay healthy. Not everything an eagle eats is healthy, or needed. The eagle poops out whatever's left over.

The poo poo gets recycled, and helps other things grow.

If the eagle doesn't go poo poo, then it gets constipated. And then, do you know what happens? It DIES.

Yes you did, Charlie Brown. You should have fed it more fiber.

We're approaching an election.

Elections are democracy's poo poo process. Sometimes, it works just fine.

Other times, not so much.

One problem is that, sometimes, people will try to confuse you about what is food and what is poo poo.

You can eat the poo poo if you want to; people will sell it to you in shiny gold packages.

But at the end of the day, you will have to face the fact that you gave away time and money to eat poo poo.

If that sounds bad to you, then don't eat the poo poo. Do your own research. Think for yourself. Vote.

THE END

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