One state, two state, red state, blue state - Part 1

One state, two state, red state, blue state. 

Black state, Jew state, old state, new state. 

This one has a little star. 

This one has a little car. 

Say! What a lot of states there are! 

Yes. Some are red. And some are blue. Some are old. And some are new. 

Some are sad. 

And some are glad. 

And some are very, very bad. 

Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know. Go ask your dad. 

Some are thin. And some are fat. 

The fat one has in yellow shat. 

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. 

Here are some who like to run. 

They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. 

Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my! What a lot of funny things go by. 

Some have two feet and some have four. 

Some have six feet and some have more. 

Where do they come from? I can’t say. But I bet that have come a long, long way. 

Say! Look at his fingers! One, two, three… How many fingers do I see? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. He has eleven! 

Eleven! This is something new. I wish I had eleven, too! 

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Trump? We have a Trump with just one hump. 

But we know a man called Mr. Grump. 

Mr. Grump has a seven hump Trump. 

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

If any man have an ear, let him hear.

He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
 -Revelations 13

So…if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the stump with the Trump and Grump.

(Note: the Seuss story is quite long, and so I've decided to cut it here.)

Part 2