What happens when a lovable bounty hunter can't escape from a trap he helped set? What happened during those fades to black? Why was Anomen trying to wield Keldorn's two-handed sword?
For the first time on audiobook, hear the "traitor" of Baldur's Gate 2 in his own words!
"Was it the geas or gas? After three cheesecakes, it was hard to tell the difference."
"She never knew how much I loved her. To be verbally berated by her was like the gentlest caresses of silken ropes, at once enchanting and ensnaring. Her necklace bespoke power and invitation. Oh Edwina, I offered you my love, but you kept Minor Spell Turning it away!"
"It was all an act, at least at first. Minsc was a fucking genius. Easily INT 22. But that WIS score... poor bastard. Had a problem with potions of strength. Roided out. Then turned to potions of defense. By the end, he was drinking cursed potions of anything. Boo was a bad influence."
Reviews:
You must pick up this book before venturing forth! - Elminster, author of Meddling and Muttering Magic
For a guy who swore a geas to unspeakable evil without giving it much thought, his prose is pretty smart. - Irenicus, New York Times Book Review
Let's be honest. I sucked as a replacement. I just got the job because I was the PC's sister. Yay nepotism! - Imoen, The Heritage Foundation
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