Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Lawyer Humor

A conversation I had with a church patriarch/lawyer and his lawyer daughter.

Dad lawyer: So when are you going to do your stand-up routine?
Me: When are you going to do yours?
Dad lawyer: My efforts to convey humor in the courtroom have not been well received. The one time I did, the judge said, "Humor does not flow to the bench. Humor flows from it."
Me: I would have responded that something else typically flows from the bench.
Daughter lawyer: That's a given.

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